Joshicide

"Come the dawn, I shall be turned to ash and cinders," he sighed, "and my miserable existance as a demonic beast will end at last. Were there but a God I could pray to... but there are none who'd hear the cry of an odiferous miscreant like myself. And what God would allow such a mistake, praytell? Where is the proof, sweet light! pray hasten the dawn! Let me die!! Let me die!"

1. Dawn breaks. Josh panics.
2. Josh declares war on the Gods.
3. Someone bursts from the foliage and starts beating Josh with a 2x4.
4. Josh suddenly reproduces asexually. Yes, he splits into two Joshes.
5. Josh suddenly hears the sound of a flute-like instrument in the distance. Could it be?!!

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