Princess Zelda's Barbecue Bash!

Princess Zelda invites everyone in the kingdom of Hyrule to a barbecue, where they eat bovine Fred

"Holy cow that's delicious! Exclaims Zelda, "Aw shit. We're out of cow!"

How does Zelda get more cow?

1. She turns everyone at the barbecue into cows.
2. She turns evenryone at the barbecue into cows. Or at least, she tries. They turn into horses instead.
3. She turns herself into a cow, and eats herself.

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