Bisexual Battle

But the dragon only batted Fred away with her tail. Fred crashed into the cave wall and slid down in a shower of small rocks. "Nng!" Fred winced. "H-how quite ridiculous! Why can't I kill a dragon in one blow?"

"That's because you're not thinking with your head!" called Sir Bruce from across the cave.

"Damn!" the dragoness said. "More bisexuals! This is just not my lucky day..."

"Sir Bruce!" Fred exclaimed.

"Yes, it is I!" Bruce said with a twinkling smile. "Now let us join together in brotherly arms to smite this foul wyrm!"

"Aye!" Fred said, hopping to his feet. "I'll battle beside you till the very climax of this tale!"

1. Fred and Bruce use their lethal Combo Attack to kill the dragon.
2. The dragon unleashes its feared infernal breath. This dragon's breath is especially feared because she has not flossed in millenia.
3. More bisexuals appear to offer their help to Fred and Bruce.
4. This thread is erased and every author that ever contributed to it is assassinated by MOSSAD agents.

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