Fred screamed in pure terror and attacked. He swung his sword from above
and...cleaved the dragon's nose straight off!
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The dragon escaped, leaving Fred with the nose.
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The dragon was so stunned with pain, Fred was able to stab it in it's two sex glands, killing it in a delayed, five second hormonal explosion.
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The dragon used magic to hypnotize Fred and learn the magic wards on the castle. Fred spent much of the briefing farting and singing lewd songs about bunnies. It was an expected side-effect.
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