I've Never Been to Africa (And it's Your Fault)

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 64569

As the new Republican president (yuck!), you choose to invade Niger, a country in Africa.

Predictably, CNN and the other news networks go nonstop with the coverage as the Nigerian skies are filled with explosions and bombs being launched at key targets.

Unfortunately, someone on the job at CNN is either completely inexperienced, or a sickeningly racist idiot who thought it was funny to add an extra G to the name Niger on the scrolling news wire at the bottom of the screen, as well as every graphic of the nation shown.

Back home, demonstrations and riots break out. The U.S. economy goes down the crapper. Chaos ensues...

  1. You are removed from office, then shot.
  2. You are shot, then removed from office.
  3. CNN's world headquarters is burned to the ground.
  4. Meanwhile, back in the staircase room...

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