You launch a crusade against fatty foods in the vending machines at public
sports arenas.
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It fails.
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It works.
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The bad publicity drives many vendors out of business. You are personally sued eighteen times, by lawyers working pro bono.
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It fails and the snacks get more horrible. "Deep Fried Grease Strips." "Chocolate Frosted Chocolate Pudding".
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It fails because you are caught on tape eating Doritos. Haw, haw, irony strikes again.
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