Hey, That's a Pretty Nice Hat...

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 63820

"It's the truth!" Link insisted.

Fred, being the gullible guy he is, believed the young lad. "Very well. But this Onox fellow must be a formidable opponent to kidnap a goddess."

"Oh, yes, yes he is," Link agreed, nodding his head up and down, his green cap bouncing with each movement he made. It was enticing, mesmerizing, much like a lava lamp, and Fred immediately wanted it. He desired the green cap more than he'd ever desired anything else in his entire life. "I've had to fight him, like, twenty-eight times now, and so far I've only reached his final form twice."

Fred stared at him. "Wait," he said. "Hold the phone. What? You've fought him twenty-eight times, and you're still alive?"

"Well, I die, but then I have to start over again."

Fred continued to be stupified.

Link sighed and explained the whole concept of being a video game character, and that he had fourteen hearts, plus a witch's potion which gave him twenty-eight hearts. At this, Fred saw that the young lad had a great advantage over him.

"Okay, tell you what," Fred said once Link had finished explaining. "You give me your hat, and I'll help you out."

"My... hat?"

"Yes. Your hat," Fred replied firmly. "You clearly need help defeating this Onox guy. And I'll be glad to help you. If you give me your hat."

"Well... okay." Link obediently handed over his cap as he said, "But don't ruin it or anything. It's my only hat, and I happen to really like it."

"Oh, I won't," Fred said, pulling the green hat over his head. Now that he had the hat he was free to do whatever he wanted.

  1. Kill Link and get out of there, with the hat
  2. Help Link defeat Onox
  3. Perform harakiri

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