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You have selected Male Elf Grocery Store Clerk. Obviously you have a
problem - that job sucks! You need to attend night classes and get
an "edjukaishen". It's not like you need a life, after all - go ahead and
use up all your free time, so maybe, one day, you make a couple extra
bucks an hour and get saddled with enormous tuition debts. Bah. Whatever.
I'm rambling. In any case, now comes the final step...
SELECT ADVENTURE
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Portal to Hell in the Haunted Basement of the Grocery Store.
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Get caught up in an international conspiracy as hijackers take over the store and take you ransom.
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Hatch a plot to get that cute elf-babe over in Deli to fall in love with you.
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Your grocery store job is just a front for a brutal elvish mafia ring specializing in kidnapping and assassinations.
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You're a pothead elf who must sell pot on the side to get his pothead dwarf friend out of prison for pot possession charges.
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The Kraaj Imperial Navy begins its mechanized assault on the peaceful elvish planet where you work in a grocery store.
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Your happy grocery clerk days end as the ultimate artificial killing machine, Guyzarmes, chooses you as its biological host and goes on a rampage.
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Zombies, man, zombies! Aaaaargh!!!
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Maybe you'll try going to college after all, heck its kind of an adventure, right?
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The peaceful town of Friendship Hill, where you work, is home to many races living together in harmony... until one day...
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