Man vs. Door

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 63624

Fred dashed himself against the door with all his pent-up rage and fury, but it managed to hold firm against his attack. Fred then seized the bars and gritted his teeth "AAAARRRGGH" he roared and pulled as hard as he could, again with no effect, forcing Fred to set to chewing at the bars with his teeth, which also didn't seem to work.

"Use the newspaper, stupid!" yelled a voice from above him.

"Who are you?" Fred yelled back.

"I'm the obligatory Helpful Old Wise Person type character! Call me Thom! But for now, check the paper!"

"Hmm..." Fred said, unfurling the newspaper. He was shocked to see that the date had changed. It was now set back five days before the previous edition, and the headline now read...

  1. "Lord Fred Locked in Dungeon by King! Entire Nation Mocks Foolish Knight's Ignorance."
  2. "The righteous and noble Lord Fred, leader of the resistance to save our village women, escapes Dungeon by using a cleverly concealed trap door."
  3. "Elmduke diplomat meeting proceeds amiably, King praises democratic reform. Schwa." What the Hell?!

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