The Deadly Pun

Who can kill the dragon?
If anyone can,
the Coke Can!

Fortunately the dragon is allergic to atrocious puns, and collapses writing on the floor. Coke Can takes advantage of the situation to

1. jump down the dragon's throat and choke it.
2. loot the dragon's hoard.
3. have a party.
4. ponder his life and realize he is the victim or a typo. He is really Cokan, Conan's younger half brother, twice removed.
5. sing "I Can what I Can and that's all that I Can."
6. reminisce about his childhood in Cannes.
7. pine for his girlfriend Ada from Canada.

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