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Sir Paulito is so frightened by the ghost of Sir Fred he has a heart attack. This proves fatal and in seconds Fred is joined by a second ghost.
"Thanks a lot, dillweed!" said Sir Paulito, shoving Fred. "Now I'm dead!"
"Don't be too hasty. Now you can get in plays for free and ogle hot women at the lake without being clouted."
Sir Paulito ponders this. He realizes he can now touch Lord Fred since they are both ghosts. A rat wanders by.
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The two sneak into plays and ogle women.
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The two go scare the dragon, who then has a heart attack.
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Sir Paulito goes to heaven on a quest to be reincarnated so he can get on with killing the dragon.
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"Sir Fredq?" asks Sir Paulito. "You're Lord Fredq. I mean Fred. Whatever. Ow my head hurts."
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