Ride My Face to Chicago
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 62849
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Unfortunately, Scott Childers took the opportunity to sing a song so excruciatingly filthy that it genuinely shocked Astra and Velus when they heard it. The song in question was one released in 2002 by Atlanta based female rapper Khia. Since the Never Ending Quest is a family orientated website, the author has opted to substitute the chorus with the Kidz Bop version which occasionally surfaces as a meme on your Facebook feed. "My neck," Scott sings as he dances badly. "My back. My Netflix and my snacks..."* Keep in mind, that's not what Astra has just heard. And she's so personally offended that she temporarily disables Scott's vocal chords, which he discovers during his third go through the chorus after noise ceases to come out of his mouth. He immediately panics and clutches his throat as he tries to yell for help. "Perhaps you'll finally learn how to talk around a lady, Scott!" Astra tells him. Meanwhile, Velus, having eaten some food that made him incredibly gassy, finally finds relief by loudly breaking wind. As Astra scolds the dog, Scott finds this incredibly funny and begins to laugh silently. He kind of looks like Harpo Marx doing this, to be honest.
* This isn't as amusing as Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle reciting the explicit version of that song on an old episode of Mock the Week in my humble opinion...
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Ben McClellan
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