Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 62846

Before Scott, Astra and Velus can set out on their quest to track down and do horrible things to Josh Burbank, Jasper Hewitt walks around the corner and surprises them.

After ten minutes of introductions and small talk, Scott finally asks a question that's been driving him mad since the summer of 2000 when he first met Jasper: "Okay, Jasper, I need to know something. Are you truly a human being, or are you Sara's pet beagle transformed into a human being?"

Jasper smiles. "Scott, I've always been human. Sara and I are second cousins, and more or less the best of friends. That whole Horsehockey Game 2 thing where she couldn't stand me because I was so stupid and annoying? It never happened. Think of it as the one season of Dallas where it was written off as a dream after Patrick Duffy came back to the show. We've always been close. Too close, some people say, but whatever. There was that one New Year's Eve where we got totally wasted and apparently did it in my apartment, but I don't really remember too much that night after my fourth White Russian and waking up the next afternoon mostly undressed...except for the handful of flashbacks!"
"Too much information, Jasper!"
"Sorry. Sara did name her pet beagle after me. It was so cool of her to do that, though."

  1. "Thanks, Jasper!" Scott says.
  2. Jasper relates more personal ancedotes without being asked.
  3. The HH v2.0 version of Jasper shows up, totally dumb and trying too hard to be funny.

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