I Said Goodbye to Me

It's true. Farewell, Josh Burbank, we'll miss you, wherever the fuck you are, you magnificent bastard.

"Scott, shouldn't you say something in tribute to your friend?" Astra asks.
"Yeah, probably." Scott answers. "Okay, here goes: Josh Burbank, I do not understand why my parents asked you to 'come help me' back in 1999. I was just fine, thank you very much. And Mom and Dad wonder why I never come home as much as my ten other siblings do. But, in many strange and unexplainable ways, I am very happy that fate brought you into my life, and for that, Josh, thanks. Wherever you are."

And then Scott collapses to the pavement in grief. Astra does her best to comfort Scott as he sobs hysterically. Velus whimpers, then moves in closer to lick Scott's face.

1. Astra helps Scott get home.
2. "Hey, Scott!" a voice says. Scott looks up, and it's Josh!
3. "Hey, Scott!" a voice says. Scott looks up, and it's...Charlie Sheen?!
4. A few days later, Scott returns to the staircase room. A new character has taken Josh's place.

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