The Party Acquires a Third Member

Exotica blinked as her eyes adjusted, for the dim light of Fred's torch at first seemed blinding after the total darkness inside the chest. "Lord Fred!" she said. "And isn't that Princess Astra of Aqualaria with you? We met once on a state visit."

For a moment the enchantment wavered, and a memory came into Tits' mind of her life as Astra. But it quickly vanished. "You must be mistaking me for someone else, Your Highness," she said. "My name is Tits. I'm a pole dancer and stripper from Walants. Or at least, I was. But now I am going to be My Lord's slave and concubine, for he is the sexiest and most wonderful man that I have ever met."

"He is?" Exotica said, for she had always thought Fred a rather poor specimen. "I can't say that I approve, but since slavery and concubinage are regrettably still legal in Allaria I suppose it's none of my business. Your real name can't be Tits, though. What are you really called, as opposed to your stage name?"

Tits wrinkled her forehead in thought. "I don't remember," she said. "I think I've always been Tits." She looked at Exotica appraisingly, wondering if she ought to view her as possible competition for Fred. "Your boobs are quite nice, but they aren't as big as mine," she observed.

"Thank you - I think. Now would you two please help me out of this chest? I'm terribly stiff from being stuck in one position."

With many winces on her part, Exotica was eventually manoeuvred out of the chest, but she was totally unable to stand. She and Tits attempted to massage some life back into her legs. (She had refused Fred's offer to help with this.)

"You never did explain how you came to be in that chest," Fred reminded her.

"A day or so after you left the palace to go on your quest, the dragon attacked my coach as I was travelling a short distance outside Caemlyn. He killed my coachmen and captured me. He brought me back to the Southern Caves, took my clothes and for some reason imprisoned me in that chest."

"The fiend," Fred said.

1. "The sooner I kill him, the better. Let us go onward, as soon as you can walk."
2. "I must get you to safety before I can resume my quest."

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