The Wizard Is Firm And Stern And Wears Tight Pants

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 6218

The Wizard was not without compassion. He did supply Fred with food, healing potions and a bag of holding. Well, a knock-off. It would only store one ton worth of items, unlike the quality ones which could stone one thousand tons. Plus, it smelled like a fart.
To Velus, he put a good luck charm around his neck. Good luck charms didn't garuntee invulnerabillity but they tended to do things like stop cave-ins, confuse attacks and make companion's sword strokes strike home.
And then before Fred could ask why the Wizard was so helpful though he could not come along, he and the dog were transported back to the fair maiden chained to the wall.
But fear not, loyal readers. As a gift to you, in exchange for enjoying this website so much, you will learn why the Wizard Of Kamiro, a.k.a. Bob, did not go with Fred and Velus.

  1. He was dying and only had hours to live.
  2. The Dragon had banished him here.
  3. The Wizard was actually God Himself and could not intervene too much ... lest his parents get mad.
  4. The Wizard was a big selfish jerk and did not want to risk anything.
  5. The Wizard's mom was coming soon and he had to get the place spruced up.
  6. His power levels would cause them to be noticed by the dragon instantly. Fred, alone, had a better chance.
  7. The Wizard was just an hallucination of Fred's mind. Velus is the Wizard.
  8. ERROR ERROR CODE DUMP $$@)@**)*&

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