Fred ditches his armor in someone's carriage and goes off to hit on the
sexy bartender over there serving Tequilla Slammers. The bartender, Joey
Patone...
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isn't interested but is flattered.
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says 'Your face or mine'.
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dies of alcohol poisoning.
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dies of poisoning poisoning.
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eats several inch-high Flying Monkeys (or tries to).
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slaps Fred.
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points warily to the carriage, which full of children, is being driven away by some tall people.
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points warily to the carriage, which full of chickens, is on fire. The carnage smells delicous.
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