Billys Rant
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 61820
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Fred shrugs and then reaches out to grab the eyeball from the Necro hand. As he does so, the necromancers face turns in a second from neutral, to surprise, and then to anger.
"What the frickin frick do you think you are doing!?" - he said with an upset voice staring judgementally into Fred's eyes. "Uhm... well I'm taking the eyeball back to the king so that I can get my loot, escape the country, and live luxuriously forever like any sane person would want. Wasn't that what you offered?" - Fred answered, a bit confused but also upset about the necros flip-floppety behavior that seemed to make no sense whatsoever. The necro answered: "How old are you, like 10? Have you never heard of sarcasm? That was a JOKE kiddo. Of course, you can't do that. That would be cheating and no one likes a cheater, especially not me. Not my frog eith..." "I'm not a fucking frog! What the hell!? We are supposed to know each other, Billy. You know I hate when people call me a frog" - the homunculus interrupted. "Ok well sorry about that and THANK YOU for exposing my very secretive name. Wow, why is everyone acting so stupid today? Ok just - please do actually go on this quest of yours and kill that dragon because that is what you were set out to do, that is what you should do, that is what is the ethically correct thing to do, and that is what I want you to do. OK!? Look, since you can't seem to choose a realistic spell by yourself I will grant you one based on what I know about this dragon" - Billy the necro followed up, obviously starting to lose his patience with the youth and the human species. Billy then turned towards his altar, opened his scroll-book, and started chanting some funny-sounding words that made it hard for Fred not to laugh at him even in his shameful state that was a consequence of having been confronted about his lack of understanding for sarcasm. The spell Billy was casting would...
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