Gray, Ani and I.

"I think you mean "Why Gary?"" Fred points out.

"No, I mean... Why Gary, Fred? Why battle the dargon in the wastelands of Gary, Indiana?"

"Well, they were already wastelands. No sense wasting time laying waste to land when you have this land that is wasted already. That would be a waste." Fred pauses. "Why are you reporting on this now anyway? It happened, like, four years ago. It isn't exactly news any more. And they said Grobnik the Bard was slow when he took thirteen months to compose a ballad. Granted, it did have forty-two verses, but some of the rhymes were rather dubious."

"Speaking of dubious, this thread is based on typos. Could it be that Gary is a typo for Gray?"

"Then what would Indiana be a typo for? Ani and I?"

"I guess I'll have to ask Ani about that."

1. Grobnik's ballad
2. Ask Ani
3. "I never wanted to be a news reporter. I always wanted to be a lumberjack!"
4. "Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

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