An Unexpected Threat

"Grr," Lava Man said. "You must learn patience, young Padawan Learner. As it so happens, we have a lead of sorts. It's not much to go on, but its a start."

"And what's that?" Josh asked, blushing as he realized he was still wearing only a thick leather loincloth.

"An alphanumeric code contained in the Book of Fardo, a divine tome of the early multiversial Schwartzfald Empire, before it was ovverun by demon weevils. If we can deduce the code from all 738 volumes of the Book, we may learn how to unlock the door behind the Forgotten Waterfall, which lies through the seven portals of..."

At this point Josh screamed, but not because of what Lava Man was saying. It was because all the overhead vents opened up at once, and dozens of squirming, slithering members of the order Squamata Serpentes came tumbling out.

"Oh no!" Lava Man gasped. "Why did it have to be snakes? I hate snakes!!"

"Mommy!" Josh squealed.

Josh and Lava Man bolted out of the control room and into a side corridor, slamnming the door shut behind them.

"It seems our enemies have not been idle all this time," Lava Man said grimly.

"Are we safe now?" Josh said, breathing hard. "Those vents don't connect through the entire TARDIS, do they?"

A dozen cobras and a python crawling around the corner answered his question. "#@$#!!" Josh howled. "I am #$&*%ing sick and tired of these #$@% ing snakes on this mother$#$@ing TARDIS!!"

1. Be a man and grab a metal pipe to whack the snakes with.
2. Be a girly girl and press close to Lava Man seeking his protection.
3. Hot, topless supermodels drop out of an overhead chute.

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