Yo, Bitch

"Death doesn't make mistakes," Death said wearily. "Please don't make this any harder than it has to be. Hurry up and get under the combine wheel so I can run you over with it."

"Will it be painful?" Josh gulped.

"No, not at all," Death chuckled.

Suddenly a TARDIS popped out of nowhere and a familiar half-breed bitch jumped out. "Get your hands off him, Death!"

"Yo!" Josh gasped, a shiver coursing through his semi-corporeal form. "I.. I knew you'd come for me! I always knew you would!"

"Stay back! This one is mine!" Death hissed, reaching out to seize Josh's face in its bony claws. With a shrill "Haaa-yah!" Yo twirled through the air and slammed Death with a spinning kick. The skeletal being flew back and hit the ground clattering. Yo pulled out a frag grenade and leapt upon Death, struggling to stuff the grenade down its mouth.

"Run, Josh!" she yelled. "Run and don't look back!"

"I-I can't leave you!" Josh sobbed. "Yo!"

"You fool!" Yo cursed. "If you don't run, my sacrifice will be in vain. Hurry! Googols of lives are now depending on you!"

"Whah?" Josh said. "What the hell are you talking about?!"

"Hurry up, Josh!" Lava Man yelled from the TARDIS. "Yo can take care of herself, now go!"

1. Josh decides to help Yo fight Death.
2. Josh runs for the safety of the TARDIS.
3. Josh is scared of Lava Man, so he runs for the safety of the local Kentucky Fried Chicken. Yummers!

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