HEAVEN!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 61121
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Fred awakens to a gentle voice of a man saying "Wake up, Fred".
Fred sits up, realizing he is in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. He also realizes that he is still a disembodied spirit. Fred looks to his left and sees a man with long brown hair, a crown of thorns on his head, and holes in his palms, petting a white, long-haired dog. "JESUS CHRIST!" exclaims Fred. "Close", says the man, "I"m Jesus's brother, Jerry Christ." "Jerry Christ? I never heard of you." Fred says. "No...not alot of people have." Jerry says. "What is this place?" asks Fred. "This is heaven, Fred. Don't worry about that crap that St.Peter told you about not getting back into Heaven after going to Hell. Jesus hired him as a bouncer in Heaven and sometimes he flexes his authority a little too much." Jerry explains. "Where is my body?" Fred asks. "Don't you remember, Fred?" Jerry asks, "You were completely digested by a lower demon...an INFANT lower demon I might add." "Oh yeah", says Fred, and then shudders. "Not to worry, my friend." Jerry says, "Jerry is gonna make everything okay." "How?" Fred asks. Jerry Christ says "I am going to reincarnate you..."
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