Fred hurls an oval-shaped, slightly pointy rock at the dragon's eye. It bounces off. The eye tears up. "Hell and damnation!" the dragon cried. "What did you go and do that for? It hurt, you churlish bastard!" "You're the dragon!" cried Fred. "It's supposed to hurt!" "Why? How would you like it if I threw something in your eye?" "Not as much..." "See?" "Well, you're evil so I don't care!" cried Fred. He threw another rock but the dragon blinked. The rock bounced off it's scaly lid. "For the love of Offler, will you stop that?" "No! I am a dragon-slayer and I will slay you!" "Why?" "You're an evil dragon!" "What did I do that was so evil?" "You eat cattle! You kidnap people!" "Oh...yeah. That. But I'm only protecting them from the vampires that prey on the town. The cattle, well, a dragon gets hungry. The farmers do find gold chunks littering their front door step after every cattle. Bet they didn't tell you that for tax reasons, eh?" Fred admitted that the tax on found gold was very steep. Now what?
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