Panic

Dr. Pedro Weisman The Third has been poisoned by terrorists and feels very sick. Recalling his old mother's rhyming advice, he starts running around, screaming and panicking like there's no tomorrow. Which there probably won't be, what with him being poisoned and all.

On the third round the hallucinogens in the poison kick in, giving him bad flashbacks to kindergarten where the other children teased him and called him Pedo the Turd.

1. He dies.
2. He lives.
3. He channels Schrödinger's Cat and neither dies nor lives.
4. He trips on a rock.
5. He trips on a fiber optic cable.
6. He is already 'tripping', remember?
7. He recalls what the kindergarten teachers called him.
8. Toilet humor. How quaint.
9. The obligatory bit with ninjas.

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