Fred remembers the scrolls handed out in eleventh grade Hygiene class.
Entitled 'The Wonders Of Water And You'.
The first chapter was called 'Staying Out In The Rain Won't Kill Your
Soul'.
But Fred had blanked out after that because the girl next to
him had suffered a button malfunction and now he could see the part of the
skin where the breast rose away from the chest.
Fred was a very lonely boy.
Fred tries desperately to remember the next few chapters. It had
been in front of his eyes for a few minutes...mostly when said girl had
gone to the restrooms (which had been installed last week).
Fred strains.
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Fred fails to remember basic hygiene.
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Fred remembers basic hygiene.
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Fred remembers he has the girl's button on a necklace. Fred is a very lonely man.
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An underground river has a wall malfunction and Fred gets soaked with a pleasently cool spray of water. He notices this removes some of the muck and smell. He thinks he's discovered something.
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Fred thinks too hard and begins singing rocked and rolling music (a common affliction in the barely forking tree that was Fred's noble ancestry).
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Fred remembers the secret of the universe. It involves fruit candy and being naturally blonde but the rest is not expressible in verbal form.
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