Hairy Nipples

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 59300

Unfortunately, the only lawyer Scott can afford to hire is a midget named Mr. Wigglesworth who failed the bar exam 157 times before finally passing it due to a horrible fluke involving a monkey and 20 lbs of petroluem jelly, among other things.The judge dismisses the case based on lack of evidence. Scott, enfuriated at his incompetent lawyer, tosses the midget at the judge. The judge catches the midget and tosses it back. They've soon got a little game going, and it is simply delightful.
"I've got hairy nipples!" says the judge.
"Uhh...that's nice." says Scott.

  1. Josh cries for no apparant reason (he was present in the courtroom)
  2. A man named Greg declares that he has hairy nipples too.

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