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"I want a girlfriend," Josh grinned, realizing this was a once-in-a-
lifetime opportunity. "With really big, um... you know..." "You want... a girlfriend? For yourself?" the Dragon ball's said darkly. "There are limits to even my power. Are you sure you don't want fabulous riches instead? Or maybe x-ray vision?" "Nuoo!! I want a sheksy girlfriend," Josh whined. "Very well. I'll do my best, so don't go complaining to me later," the Dragon ball's said and disappeared in a puff of light. A pretty little female with dark hair appeared. "Hi!" she giggled. "I'm Rebecca. Are you the one who summoned me here to be a girlfriend?" "Heehee. Yeah," Josh grinned, blushing. "You wanna, uh, make out or something?" Becca slapped him. "Don't get any ideas, buster. That's 'friend who is a girl', not the other thing. Heck, the only reason I'm not bootstomping you to death for bringing me into a world rife with murderous demon kittens is because the world I'm from is actually even worse." "Uh... great," Josh said, wiping blood from his mouth. That had felt more like a punch than a slap. The girl was much stronger than she looked. "But don't worry, you can come along and watch when I go out on dates with real men," Becca smiled, standing on tiptoe to pat him on the head. "Well, I guess we should get moving, so the DKs don't find us," Josh said sullenly. "Giddyup!" Becca said. "I mean seriously. You don't expect me to walk, do you?" Josh sighed and got down on all fours as Becca sat astride him. In this fashion they proceeded down the cave passage, Becca striking Josh with a riding crop occasionally to get him to move faster.
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