Catstraining

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 58940

At the end of the suburbs, in the moon-lit shadows of an on-ramp to Interstate 55, was a tall building that looked vagluely like an upside-down ice cream cone. The top three floors had out-of-business signs. The bottom floor was well-lit and a slightly wobbly marquee set off to the side indicated it was 'Joe's 24-7 Lawyering Service; a.c. and bathrooms available'.
Josh entered and signed out a restraining order on the cat, whom he called Snuggles. When he exited, Snuggles was busy pulling letters off the marquee. A tall, broad-shouldered Turkish man, with the name tag 'Scotty Bismark', came out and scared off the cat.

  1. The Turkish man then screamed at Josh in German.
  2. Josh ran up the on-ramp.
  3. Josh giggled for the marquee now read 'Joe's ass available'.
  4. The cat returned and killed the Turkish man.
  5. Now the adventures of Scotty Bismark, lawyer enforcer.
  6. Josh somehow rearranges the sign to read 'I have a smelly bottom, Bill Clinton'. Scotty laughs and laughs.
  7. Suddenly Scott Chen, ODS and Dan Fogelbert run by, they are being chased by sumo wrestlers dressed like Goths.
  8. Bismark is kidnapped by drunken aliens.
  9. A load of anvils spills off the highway above an obliterates the lawyer's office.

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