Sir Josh's cellmate, Scott Chen, is shoved in. Sir Josh remembers him from
a seminar several years ago, held in an old barn that smelled like fish.
It was called 'How To Avoid Scott Chen and Josh Burbank; Also, Investing
Wisely'.
Overstressed and underfed, Sir Josh could only remember hint #42. Feed
them chocolate. Sir Josh pulled out a Baby Ruth bar. Scott was looking out
the bars, humming a little tune that would later become the basis for
seventeen different hippie commune/cults.
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Offer Scott half the bar.
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Offer Scott the entire bar.
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Fling the bar at his head.
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Sir Josh takes a bite to show it is okay. Unfortunately he forgot to remove the wrapping first.
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Scott Chen takes an offered half then realizes the chocolate is all melty. Scott screams and head-butts his own pillow, destroying it.
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Chunk wanders by.
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Scott finds a penny and uses it to start unscrewing the bars.
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Scott attempts to eat his own mattress.
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Scott ignores the candy and teaches Sir Josh how to swear in Portogeuse.
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Scott takes the entire bar and somehow, with no blood, shoves it completely through his left hand. Then Scott faints, leaving the bar where it is.
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