oh what fun to be a fair; cannibal without a care
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 58758
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And thus, having discovered the devilish delights of devouring delicious
young girls, you embark on an epicurean oddysey of epic proportions.
Through the lands you do wander, waylaying hapless travellers to perfect
your culinary arts. You kill and cook hundreds of women, making sure to
steep their souls in terror even as you marinade their tender flesh with
sauce, to create true masterpieces of cannibal cuisine. This latest one however, is a handful. Even stripped almost naked and suspended from the ceiling, she continues to say silly, distasteful things. "Let me go! Release me at once!" she says, swaying back and forth in her ropes. "Do you know who I am?" "Will you pipe down?" you say, chopping up some garlic. "Its hard for me to think of how I'm going to prepare you with you blathering like that. A good cook needs to be able to concentrate." "You'll regret this, you fat bitch." she says. "My friend Bi-Ryu a master Sashinmu - the Korean killing hand discipline. Even now he is searching for me, you can be sure." "Sashinmu? Never heard of it." you laugh. "And in any case, there is no way a single martial artist, no matter how skilled, can stand against the Fro Zen Cho Sen. But you shouldn't despair, my dear. Instead, you should feel honored. In life, all you do is waste oxygen and breed. In death, you will contribute to my ultimate masterpiece - a meal fit for gods, meal that transcends physical bonds! Surely you will be sped straight to Nirvana for the role you will play." "Shut up!" the girl weeps. "Bi-Ryu, help me!"
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