Giant tiger

"Hi Karlie," he couched.

Karlie, the giant tiger exchange student from another dimension and current school champion of Exposition Packed Into One Sentence, looked dolefully at him. "Hi Fred," he purred as he squished past Fred on his way out. "Sorry about the mess."

Now Karlie was a swell guy really, he just had this problem with Terrestrial bathrooms. He was too civilized to go outdoors, and couldn't use urinals at all, so the only way he could relieve himself was to stand beside a toilet bowl and lift his hind leg like a dog, which more often than not caused him to miss entirely and spill all over the floor. It didn't really make it any better that due to his limited reach he was unable to flush.

What was really unfortunate was that only one of the toilets was working, and that was the one Karlie had messed up.

1. Fred wets his pants.
2. He pees on the floor.
3. He bravely wades in and mixes his body fluids with Karlie's, causing strange chemical reactions.
4. He takes a chance on the urinal.
5. He takes an even bigger chance on one of the broken toilets.
6. He risks his reputation by sneaking into the girls' room across the hall.
7. Enough bathroom humour, let's follow Karlie after he wipes his feet.
8. Flashback to Karlie's kittenhood. He was sooo cute!
9. Flashback to Karlie's kittenhood. He was such a pest!
10. The ninja janitor approaches.

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