My Pink Half of the Drainpipe

Since the news broke days before, Scott have moved out and had temporarily moved in with his girlfriend Krissy, just to get away from the nonstop phone calls and reporters knocking on the door. Also, Josh's parents, Paul and Linda Burbank, went into hiding, but not before they called him up to tell him not to bother asking for their help in this case. Josh's younger brother Matt also sent him a similar message. To add insult to injury, Bill Murray granted a rare televised interview two nights before, where he condemned Josh for his actions, and ordered him never to contact him ever again.

Josh hit his breaking point when he woke up late one morning to see hundreds of reporters and camera operators on his front door. Hungover and pissed as hell, Josh gives the media a show; ranting, swearing, tearing his clothes off, and finally, dropping a big load in the hallway, sending a few reporters running for cover.

1. Josh is left alone after this outburst.
2. Josh is quickly arrested following his actions.
3. Josh chooses to roll around in his own waste, as if this would get everyone off his back.
4. Click here to read a full transcript of Josh's angry comments to the media.
5. Lord Fred stumbles out of the apartment, claiming he had found the lost city of Ib, and that Josh should be left alone.

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