The Moron Brothers

"I-I just had a bad night!" stammers the former mayor of the lost city of Ib. "I knew I didn't double down at the right time!"

Yes, but you blew that move six different times that night.

"Okay...I ran out of money, so the city was all I had left to bet!"

1. Slap the mayor.
2. Take the mayor by the hand and teach him to be the world's greatest poker player.
3. It is revealed that the mayor lost his wife and kids during an intense game of UNO.
4. Poker? I hardly know her!!
5. "Double down"? In poker? What weird parallel world is he really from?

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