Attack of the 25' Woman
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 58235
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The rules of MtG were in this case anulled by the rules of NEQ, and
Astra's clothes did indeed burst off her, thus ensuring that many of her
victims at least died happy. But in any case, Astra's rampage soon
attracted the attention of local, and within a few hours, federal law
enforcement. Before long Astra was fending off Apache helicopters firing
Hellfire missiles, which Astra batted away angrily. Meanwhile Betty was following Aloysius, the kid from the store, as he drove a stolen truck toward Astra's location. In his lap was a shoebox full of magic cards. Betty had noticed that Aloysius liked to talk to himself, which allowed her to carry on something that was almost a conversation. "Have I told you yet that you're crazy?" she told him. "Crazy! Crazy!" Aloysius yelled. "My soul burns with madness! With love! Yes, love for this gigantic woman of vast dimension spanning magic prowess! Oh ye Gods! Guide me to her!" "What are you really doing this for? What do you think you can accomplish?" Betty said. "I will do it! I will do it all!" Aloysius yelled. "If she can use even a meager portion of these cards, think of all we could accomplish together! End world hunger... cure all diseases... but I have to hurry! Giant Growth only lasts until end of turn... which I don't really know how long it is in real life... and if it wears off, she'll get beat by those Ornithopters, er I mean helicopters!" Betty sighed. It appeared her companion was completely and utterly insane.
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