Test of the Soul of Lava

"Stranger, you've got a lot of nerve." Lava Man glared. "Coming in here, slapping my bears around, terrorizing my daughter, and worst of all, ignoring me when I tried to talk to you earlier! And look, you're doing it again!"

"Huh?" Fred said, looking up from examining one of the strange carriages. "Were you talking to me, sir?"

"That's it." Lava Man said, gritting his teeth. "You must undertake the Test of the Soul of Lava!"

Fred shrieked as he was dragged away by a roaming pack of circus bears. They bound Fred to a pole to prepare for the Test, which was...

1. Fred being slapped by fish for 24 hours.
2. Fred being forced to listen to rap-metal for 24 hours. He goes stark-raving mad.
3. Fred being forced to bareknuckle box Lava Man. To the death.
4. Fred being forced to bareknuckle box Lava Man's daughter. To the death.
5. Same as #2 but Fred likes it. He teams up with Lava Man to start a rap-metal band called Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkeys.
6. But we never find out what the Test was, since Fred escapes his bonds and goes on a killing spree.
7. Someone whispers to Fred from the shadows "We are on your side. Lord Lava Man will have you assasinate the Dragon - by shrinking you down to a microscopic size and inserting you inside the beast."

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