Josh has been punched out by a group fo evil men.
Josh lays sprawled on the floor. "AAIEE!" he screams, overcome with night
terrors. "Rabid marmosets! The biting! The ... " Josh sneezes an amazing
quantity of dried, bloody boogers all over his front shirt. He coughs up
some throat glue. He smacks loudly, swallowing it. He raises his hards and
scratches imaginary itches on his elbows. Suddenly, he rolls over and
emits a thunderous butt-blast.
"Is he always this annoying?" says one of the men.
"Pretty much." says Scott.
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Scott gets back to writing.
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More trademark violations wander in.
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Josh leaps to his feet. He is sleepwalking. With each step he farts or belches.
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Scott tries to beat Josh to death with a hangar. Not only is it a plastic hangar, Scott keeps missing.
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Scott crams his entire arm down his throat and chokes to death. The men look on, astonished.
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Mitchell runs in and shoots all the evil men. He seems oddly unconcerned about the blood splatters on his books.
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Josh sleep-prank-calls a fabric store.
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Suddenly a trapdoor opens under Scott. "DAMN YOU, KASER SOZE!" he screams as he falls out of sight.
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Josh sleep-drinks.
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Josh awakens and beats Scott to death with a fire exstinguisher stolen from the Smithsonian (it said 'Smithsonian Air and Space' on the bottom).
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