Bob the Smelly Cathches your Atept.

"Who Are You?" Asks Fred."

Bob looks suprised, the hocks a loggy and says, "I am Lord Bob the Smelly Of the cort of King Lootensburg the 512th. And I will ask ye the same qeustions. What are you doing by the Forbbiden Pond Of NOtt?" asked Lord Bob The Smelly.

"Why is this pond off limits. I am Lord Fred Of the Court of king Whatshisname in the land of Wheresamawhatsit. I am just trying to find the Dragon of LORRMPOLOGISTREY- . Do you know where I can find it?"

Lord Bob the Smelly looks suprised,m again.

" I SAY!!! LORD FRED?! FRED THE BED?! IS THAT YOU OLD CHUM!!! IT'S ME! BOBBY THE POOPOOWOLLIPER!!! REMEMBER WHEN WHE ATTENDED TO PAGE SCHOOL IN GHADDILEIPITELORPLEBEANS?! WE USED TO DO SOOO MANY THINGS TOGETHER!!!" Bob yelled.

Fred was confused. But having nothing better to do, he agrees.

" HEY BUDDY! Now where can I find the Dragon of LORRMPOLOGISTREY?" Fred asks Again.

"Ay, I know where it is. Follow me. You kind of got off track a wee bit, but if you follow me, I will make ALL you dreams come true. INCLUDING slaying the dragon. Now we must be VERRRYYYY carefull not to go passed thew druken old man, for if Matt is woken up there will be no possible way to get to the dragon. I will explain why later. So lets Go!!" Bob said.

1. Follow him
2. Tell him about Matt
3. Cut off his head
4. Dance a jig

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