The Adventures of Sir Zombie Dave's Head

Sir Zombie Dave's one surviving eye pointed straight at the cavern roof, proud and unblinking (well, it had popped from its socket so blinking would have been difficult) as it had done ever since the day the head had fallen from Sir Zombie Dave's shoulders many moons ago. The rest of the zombie knight had left to continue its quest, leaving the head where it had fallen with a loud "KLUMP", and where it had remained every since.

"Yrrrrrrrnnr!" said the head, for although zombies never slept they sometimes got a little drowsy. It stared at the cavern roof once more, admiring the 2534 stalactites (it had counted them 74 times, and had counted the number of times it had counted them) and the dark recesses in between them, from where occasionally a bat or two would emerge, fluttering fitfully in the gloom.

"Jrrrst rrnrrthrrr brrrrrrng drryr" the head mused.

But just then something happened to liven things up for good.

1. Sir Zombie Dave's head starts being eaten by ants
2. there is a loud "KLUMF" and a girl's zombie head lands next to Dave's
3. the head is picked up and placed atop a body. But it isn't Zombie Dave

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