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Jay instantly pushes the button. The entire floor drops away. Jay and Silent Bob bang and roll down a dark, metallic tube. "Ah, fucking hell!" Jay screams. "I'm gonna kill Dante!" What Dante had to do with this was not clear. The two slackers are spit out into cold, moist air. They pause in mid air, just long enough to see they were in a fancy art museum. Then they splash down into a multi-leveled fountain. Jay avoids cracking his head open by inches. The two clamber out. They stand there. The fountain was in a large circular area, about a hundred feet wide. Several passageways, all twenty feet square, branch off in all directions. A few windows four stories up show dark, brooding clouds. "This shit is fucked up, man." said Jay. Bob shook his head in acknowledgement. "Let's get outta here." said Jay. "I'm wet and cold and I wanna buy a blunt. And I'm hungry. The two choose a passage at random. Portraits of severe, old, dead people stare down at them. One haunted painting tried to kill them but missed by centimeters. The duo ...
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