The Naked And The Dead

"What are you doing?" Josh asked.

"Sssh, I'm trying to kill you!"

"Oh, I see. Actually I don't. How?"

1. Boring you to death.
2. Pondering a master plan so ingenious you'll drop dead from its sheer awesomeness.
3. Farting on you until you choke.
4. Waiting for the Vampire Walrus to come out of the cave. Odds are he'll either kill you or scare you to death.
5. Waiting for Astra to come around, maybe she'll think of something.
6. Watching Scooby Doo reruns until my brain melts and trickles out my ears. Wait, that would kill me, not you.
7. Adding chapters to The Neverending Quest until the server crashes.
8. Actually I haven't gotten to that part yet.

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