Copping a Plea

The officer approached Fred and said, "You, sir! What are you doing?"

"Oh, I am just watching some wildlife through these special glasses."

"Oh, really?" replied the policeman, who was now in Fred's face. Fred took a whiff and could smell the hops and barley.

The policeman continued, "What type of wildlife are you looking for?"

Lord Fred said the first thing that popped into his head.

1. "Foxes."
2. "Birds."
3. "The young women partying over yonder."

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