Scott's Summer Home In The Shire
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 55207
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Well, now that Scott was onto adventure (with one d), he decided to stock
up at his Shire home. Somehow, Josh found himself in Scott's Shire home. There were three passageways headed away from the front lobby. The left and the right were lit by sunlight and many windows. The one heading straight ahead was oddly dark. All passages were mostly circular and the entrances were about five feet tall. Josh knew, from looking at Scott's medical records illegally, that Scott had a fear of jock straps. And he was five feet nine. "I'll be right back." Scott said and headed left. BONK! "Duck, Scott!" "I'm f...ine!" Scott said and laughed. "I gotta get something from way, way in the back. Make yourself at home." Josh sat on the well-polished oaken floor. BONK! "Dammit, Scott, duck! Why did you get this place? You're tall!" "It came on the market after the guy and his gardener left." BONK!" "Dammit, Scott! At least hire a carpenter! Adjust the entrances! The ceilings are big enough, it's passing through the rooms that are the problems!" BONK! Distantly, "The hobbits avoid my house as much as possible...it's something about..." mumble, mumble, "They trade with me..." mumble, mumble, "and then I had to return it and apologize." BONK! Josh wonders what Scott had said.
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