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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 54905

The couch has absorbed Fred, taking on his body, killing him in the process. The couch is happy. Never again will he suffer through Game Show Network binges, with soggy chip bits up and down it's/his cracks.
The couch shakes itself, adjust his teal clothing, decides on some pronouns and goes down the stairs.
"My name shall be Cee." he decides. "Cee for couch. I can always change it later at the Staircase Room Name Changer Alcove. Josh was Fiddly McGee for a week."
Cee comes to another landing, where it is dusty and dark and weird high pitched sounds echo up and down the staircase. There are three doors, of various metals.

  1. Go down the staircase.
  2. Go back up.
  3. Cee opens the titanium door.
  4. Cee kicks open the alumnium door.
  5. Cee pushes open the door made of steel.
  6. Cee is attacked by a malevolent force.
  7. Cee is hugged by a couch groupie.
  8. Cee is sued by ESPN for libel.

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