Fred Writes Spam Emails for Diet Pills

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 54211

Being completely illiterate, Fred soon finds a job writing spam emails for diet pill manufacturers on the grey economy. His inability to spell anything correctly enables the emails to get through any text-based filter.

For example, Fred transcribes

"New from ProMinus Labs - Imdietin 500. A new breakthrough in appetite surpressant technology, this combination of natural and chemical ingredients simultaneously speeds your fat-burning metabolism by up to 125% while reducing calorific intake by an average of 1200 calories per day!"

as

"s3hjd fgi49f bvk5kvm54ifj jfj5jf fk4kvn40k bbkg5jdjjDKFRM GTKIKdo339dk4,f kfkfj KSK s JSMmns LOOR,4 FKKLK skkdjkrkrktkkk bn9449ght 5jfdj dkme kk3jk 2k11-03ms cggr66 ubic haire"

If anything, Fred's filter avoidance messages are too successful - no one ever replies to the spam emails because they are completely unintelligible.

  1. Fred is fired
  2. Fred is promoted
  3. 49r-vjjv fjrjv 49dh sjd 2is fddeeqqwqq00
  4. all the while, everyone is still pointing at Fred and laughing

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12/1/2005 7:14:56 AM

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