Set an Open Course for the Virgins Here
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 54171
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Fred had hardly recovered from his close encounter with those ethereal
entities that resembled both his mother and grandmother when his
grandfather showed up. The man had looked like a wraith in life, so you
can imagine what he looked like in death. “Fred...is that you? You look like shit,” he remarked in his usual, witheringly scornful fashion. “What are you doing all the way out here, you dumbshit! You stupid or something!? You lost, dummy? Are you lost, you stupid dumbshit!?” And it’s at that precise point in time that Fred soiled his undies. He smacked himself in the face and blinked a few times. Several seconds passed in silence. Then...“OH MY GOD!!!!!!” he shrieked in unbridled terror. “You’re a, y-you’re a.... y-y-y-you’re a ....g-g-g- g-gho----g-g-g -gho-g-g-gh- g-g-g-apparition!” And without further ado he went into a big retard fit and started convulsing around on the ground like he’s had the Holy Spirit all up in his ass or something. “Look at you!” his grandfather continued the vicious verbal assault with his eerie, disembodied voice echoing throughout the clearing. “You’re worthless! You always were! That’s because you take after your father! He was a loser too! I’M THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU THE NAME D’HONAIRE. I’M THE ONE WHO MADE THE NAME RESPECTABLE!”This goes on for several minutes...
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