Jesus Rocks!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 54019

They call them 'Jesus Rocks' and claim they come from the shores of the Sea of Galilee in the heart of the Holy Land. Furthermore, they also claim that these are the very rocks that Jesus walked on during his under reported duel with the three-eyed beast of Sri Lanka after he ate a rotten fish some Ethiopian named Matumbu gave him.

Yes, indeed. They're definitely going to hell. But why should they care!?

Scott leans over and whispers in Josh's ear. "They're actually falling for it," he tells him.

"TEE HEE!" Josh giggles, shuddering like a little pixie. "That tickles!"

Scott glares at Josh for a moment or two, then goes back to selling these counterfeit 'Jesus Rocks' to the unwitting Church goers.

  1. God strikes them dead before they can cause any more harm.
  2. The Church goers somehow discover the rocks are counterfeit and burn Josh and Scott alive.
  3. Josh cries for no apparent reason.
  4. Scott starts laughing like an evil lunatic, unable to suppress the evil dwelling within his shadowy sin-marred soul.

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