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Josh bumbles his way into their midst and starts shaking his hips like
Elvis (after Elvis took a dozen sleep pills) -- which is to say, he looks
like some kind of blundering doped up idiot. Next he starts waving his
arms around in a wild and unstructured fashion, like all the cool kids in
Argentina do when they're drunk. This dance eventually evolves into some
kind of lame, distorted version of the 'funky chicken'. The crowd grunts disapprovingly and begins throwing pencils at him. "Great!" he trumpets brazenly. He cuts the dance short and with a very dramatic sweep of his arms he bows and says, "My name is Josh."The crowd errupts into an uproar of obscenities and, you got it, disapproving grunts. "Please, let's not jump to conclusions!" Josh's cry rings out, somehow audible above all the grumbling and grunting and whatnot. "All I ask for is three minutes of your time! Three minutes! Won't you please allow me to at least explain my actions?"This seems to srike some sort of logical chord with the crowd, and they allow him his three precious minutes. Josh uses his three minutes to...
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