Fred's Got a Boner for Bones?

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 53863

Fred opens the door again. Once again, he finds two skeletons making wild, passionate, boney love. This time they don't seem to mind the sadistic dragon hunter watching them in their undulating debauchery.

"Maybe deep down inside we're all exhibitionists," he observes aloud to no one in particular. The more Fred watches, the more aroused he gets. He wonders if there's something wrong with him.

One of the skeletons looks over to him, extends an arm towards him, and waves him over.

Fred does a double take. Did that skeleton just motion for him to join in their sexual intercourse!? Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear.

That would most indubitably go against his Knightly code of ethics. But then again, what knight EVER really followed those outdated codes? Knights these days were just a bunch of glorified rapists and thugs who could swing a sword and had fancy names that made them think they were better than everyone else.

Fred felt his arousal juices percolating in his...*ahem!*. Ooh, this was a tricky one. What to do?

  1. Get out of there and get back to the damn Quest before he does something stupid?
  2. Join in the fun! Hell he'd already been questing for well over twenty minutes now! A man needs a short breather from time to time!

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