Josh remembers the SUV. He had stolen it from several angry mobsters. It
was after a chase where they had tried to murder a policeman's family who
had seen them perform a murder.
The cop, who had been grateful that Josh helped save his family, had kept
several details on the 'down-low' so in the end, Josh had never been
suspected of anything by the mob.
Josh, lost in a fog of over-work and McDonald's Secret Sauce addiction,
contemplates the SUV. It is two doors, bright red and rare. It had the
typical football-field sized back, but also a closed and lockable
trunk.
Josh isn't sure how so much space can fit into a normal sized SUV, but
Josh is also not sure how the seven second delay works on TV, so let's not
worry.
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Josh tries to figure out a name for the SUV.
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Josh remembers that this car had a funny smell coming from the trunk for several weeks. Perhaps it's time -to- open the trunk.
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The SUV explodes.
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Josh opens the vehicle's glove compartment, to find handfuls of jewels. He's rich! He buys his old work and gives everyone doubled-salaries.
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Josh uses his vast mechanical skills to combine the SUV and the forklift. He breaks out of his room then spends the next hour forklifting tiny Japanese cars, on the street, onto each other.
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Josh contemplates the two golf cats also stuck in his room.
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Josh realizes that for the past month, he's been living in an abandoned morgue. So that's what the funny smelling doors on the wall were...
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An ice cream truck, driven by a Harrison Ford lookalike named Bob, drives in. Josh is unable to comprehend that Bob is not Ford.
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