Cornered in Cosmetics
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 53719
|
Josh eventually ended up Cosmetics, where he found himself cornered by a
nailfile wielding Miranda, one of Scott’s ex-girlfriends from Trenton,
New Jersey. Scott had always told him that Miranda moved to Mongolia to
join a cult. But it seems Scott was either lying or was terribly
misguided. “Please just put the nailfile down and we can talk this out,”
Josh tried to reason with her. “NEVER!” she raged. “I may not be able to kill that lowlife Scott - but you’re the next best thing!” And she lunged wildly at Josh. Unlucky for her, Josh stepped aside just in time and the hormonal bitch fell to the ground. In a freakish turn of events, the nailfile ends up getting jammed into her right eye socket during the fall. She jumps back up, a torrent of blood gushing from her wound. “OH GOD!!!!” she screamed in anguish. “OH GOD THE PAIN!!”Josh shrugged and finished her off with some Kung-Fu moves he borrowed from Chuck Norris. He just knew they’d come in handy someday. It takes him several failed attempts to finally snap her neck successfully, but eventually he succeeds. Now the only question that remains is should he eat her flesh for sustenance?
|
Sometimes I wish I'd never been born
11/20/2005 11:54:01 AM
Linking Enabled
Extending Enabled
25235545 episodes viewed since 9/30/2002 1:22:06 PM.